Cooooooooooooooooool !
Originally uploaded by Stéfan.
Sometimes when you have a new/unknown blog, it can get a bit lonely.
It's like you've done all the preparation for a great party, with food, music and ambiance. You're all decked out in your best party dress, and you're just sitting there on the couch twiddling your thumbs, waiting for someone to show up.
During these times of loneliness, sometimes the only thing that keeps us going is to conjure up some steamy blog daydreams and get our imaginations percolating to remind us that better times are ahead.
Here are the hottest recurring blog fantasies that get me through the day:
Go Cowboys !
Originally uploaded by Terry_Lea.
Blog Fantasy #1--The Traffic Fairy Godmother. This is the one where I wake up one day to find that my traffic has increased by a gazillion percent through no effort of my own, as if a Fairy Godmother finds a way to send me some unsolicited traffic.
This happened to me when Gavin Heaton added my blog to the Z-List--which again, generated immediate huge results in Technorati, much to my joy and bewilderment.
This just goes to show that relationships are everything in the blogosphere, and not one of us can do it alone!
Blog Fantasy #2--The book deal.
Oh, I know I'm not the only one dreaming that a publisher will miraculously find my blog and offer me a book deal. This has become the Holy Grail of blogger fantasies, and it's only been made stronger because it has actually happened to a few bloggers.
Nevermind that there are 71 million blogs out there, and out of those 71 million only about 5 or so bloggers have gotten book deals--this is what the fantasy is for!
I actually think that there are some Hemingway's among us.
Think about it--if you've been writing quality content day in and day
out on your blog for a year or more, aren't you already well on your
way to having enough content for a book?
My Powerbook is Sexy
Originally uploaded by photoni.
Blog Fantasy #3--Expensive bribes to blog about products.
I know, bloggers who accept gifts from companies walk a thin line between being objective and selling out, but I would like to have my moral fiber tested on this one, just for the fun of it.
For those of us who never get offered anything tantalizing, wouldn't it be so cool to have an brand new sexy Mac arrive on our doorstep out of the blue, with a letter asking us to try it out and keep the thing (no strings attached, of course!)?
I dream of being bribed with a new computer, expensive gourmet chocolate, jewelry, and designer shoes.
I would actually settle for being bribed with anything half decent--as it is now the only letters I've gotten address me as "Dear Bloggers" and don't offer me anything in return for giving them free publicity. (This may explain why I've never reviewed a product on my blog ;-).)
Count-Down
Originally uploaded by Telstar Logistics.
Blog Fantasy #4--Having business cards that say "web rockstar" or at the very least "problogger".
Now this one really is a fantasy, and also kind of a joke, because the money I've made off of paid blogging has been only enough to buy a new pair of shoes (albeit a really nice pair!). Certainly not enough to live off of though, although I think going to a party and being able to honestly say to folks, "What do I do for a living? I'm a problogger" is just shockingly cool!
Perhaps even cooler than "Problogger" is the title of "Web Rockstar", which I learned about here.
Yes, there is actually a person with enough moxie to put "Web Rockstar" on their business cards--you've gotta love that!
One thing I don't understand is when someone has finally earned the right to honestly call themselves a problogger, why at that point decide that you want to be called something bland like "web publisher"? Ugh--how vanilla.
As Penelope Trunk says,being a ProBlogger is akin to being an astronaut, and who in their right mind would pass up the chance to call themselves an astronaut?
Blog Fantasy #5--That my blog is really worth what the "My blog is worth" calculator says. How they came up with the figure of $220,170.60 for my blog is beyond me, but it makes me feel good nonetheless.:-)
All I need now is to find someone who's willing to shell out $220,170.60. I have a feeling this fantasy will be in existence for a long time!
Share your own...if you dare
Maybe these fantasies are common...or maybe they are kind of weird. I have no idea how odd this is.
If anyone daydreams as much as I do about this stuff, please share
your secret blog fantasies in the comments.
If they're too embarrassing
;-), feel free to leave your comment anonymously (or be brave and come
out of the closet!).
This post is my contribution to Darren Rowse's Problogger Group Writing Project. You have until Thursday to enter!
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